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vintagegal:

The Aristocats (1970)

shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

southpauz:

True story.

When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.

I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.

It set on fire. 

The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.

The sprinkler system went off.

Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.

Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up. 

I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.

fuckyeahnaturalphilosophy:

Walk up to the ship like, “What up? I got a big scaup!”
Pumped full of laudanum I got from a local shop
Sloth round my neck, hiccuping audibly
Seamen like, “Damn! That’s some natural philosophy!”
Fallin’ down, took a leap, sinkin’ in the deep blue sea
Woulda drowned, but Jack Aubrey, he saved me
Still dirty, ‘cept my blue specs, those’re clean
Prob’ly should’ve washed this, smells like old surgery

But shit, it was ninety-nine pence!

Droppin’ it, not washin’ it, ‘bout to go and get some compliments
Surpised by the mud, I guess someone else’s been walkin’ in
Genius and grungy, fuck it man
I am spyin’ and doctorin’ and
Dissectin’, usin’ my handkerchief to hold bits

Imma take your grandpa’s wig, Imma take your grandpa’s wig
No for real - ask your grandpa - Jack says I need a new wig.

drunk even by naval standards
A sure sign that shit just got real.

mostlycatsmostly:

SIGNAL BOOST - CATS IN NEED OF A GOOD HOME

rururupansansei -

I’m gonna need your help with this one. I live in NEPA, and am able to go to ppl in the tristate area. These two cats are in desperate need of a home. They were my father’s cats, and he died and i’ve been taking care of them. I can no long afford to do so, as well as my current roommate is moving out and I’m also moving and can’t take them with me. There aren’t any no-kill shelters around without waiting lists (I’ve been checking for months) and again, the situation is desperate now.

August 1st my roommate is moving in with her boyfriend and I need to be out of this apt by or before then.

Their names are Foxy and Goofus, they’re ages 6 and 7. They’re both female, indoor & house trained, very even tempered and loving cats. Good with other cats and dogs. Neither of them have ever been nasty, and i’ve had them since they were born.

Contact: rururupansansei

bonkattemptstodraw:

I’m not sure if I’ve completely buried my true self, or completely exposed it.

bonkattemptstodraw:

I’m not sure if I’ve completely buried my true self, or completely exposed it.